I love vintage stuff but I’m so glad I can enjoy them in the 21st century with my iphone, wifi and slightly more human rights
somebody gets it.
- person: how long does it take to get there?
- me: 3 songs
People that still tell “women in the kitchen” jokes
*accidentally sucks 400 dicks at a party*
Sucking 1 or 2 dicks at a party is an accident. Sucking 400 is determination.
no it was an accident
I like how sweden just decided one day that gender is fucking bullshit so they got a gender neutral pronoun and stopped separating boy clothes and girl clothes and have pictures of spiderman pushing a baby stroller in a toy magazine why isn’t every country like sweden
you push that stroller sassy spiderman!
you fight those bad guys girlfriend!
you style that hair lil’ dude!
and in that moment, i swear we all wanted to be swedish.